Green, with envy
This morning I've found the blog of a journalist at Toronto's National Post who has tipped readers that she will be interviewing Jake Gyllenhaal on Friday. You all may want to take her up on her offer....
if you have any pressing questions for Jake Gyllenhaal, feel free to post them in the comments section belowI'll be coming up with my best efforts on the drive to work. If anyone leaves Vanessa a comment/question about Jake, please post it here, too, so we can all go back later and see whose questions she used, and which ones Jake actually answers. Won't that be fun?
I'll be back soon. Work calls. Bleh.
As I drove, I tried to refine the list of questions that are ever-present in my head, narrowing it to those I think a spunky journalist might really ask him given the chance. I reviewed some questions that I had jotted in my green velvet journal back when my obsession was new, and discovered that most of those rather basic issues had been answered (dogs vs. cats; Mac vs. Windows/PC; etc.--these are essential details that reveal quite a bit about anyone, seriously). Ultimately I only sent Vanessa one of the longtime questions in my list. It's the one about cilantro. I hate cilantro. Here's what I've sent, so far.
Wow...not sure you know what you've opened yourself up to here. ;) I think you'll take care of the basic Rendition questions (What's his opinion on the policy of extraordinary rendition, and has making this movie affected his views on it) so I'm going to suggest questions that we Gyllenhaalics would love to have answered. Number one on that list is:
What is his next project? And when will it begin?
Additionally...
Has he accepted a part in the (now-Broadway) play Farragut North?
Does he ever read anything about himself on the internet?
Did he know that there is a small campaign by Gyllenhaalics to have him elected President in 2008, despite his ineligibility on the grounds of age?
What would he do first if he were elected?
What does he think Robert Downey, Jr. meant when he described Jake as "wet, dark and wild?"
(These are from the Barbara Walters in me, I guess)
What does he believe is his worst vice?
He's a chef. What does he think about cilantro? (there are quite a few people out here to whom it tastes like soap, including me)
Describe his most recent dream.(And, on the green side)
Why doesn't he bring his own reusable bags when grocery shopping instead of accepting paper or plastic?
What happened to the (two) Camry hybrid(s) he told the GQ interviewer he was going to buy? We never see him in it.
I’ve pointed other Gyllenhaalics here, by the way. Hope you don’t get overwhelmed.
Don't worry, I see someone else has already suggested she ask him about Boo. I personally don't want to push him on that--if I had to give up a companion animal, which might be what happened, I would rather not be reminded of it. Many years ago my family was forced to find new homes for two cats, and I have never stopped thinking about them.
Anyway, I do hope you all will take advantage of this woman's (probably already regretted) generous suggestion. Even if she doesn't ask him any of our specific questions, hopefully she will at least read them, and thus go into the interview knowing enough about Jake to make her a worthy questioner.
Photos: IHJ.
