7/28/07

Abnegation

I spent approximately five hours today tweaking a MySpace page that I don't really use, just to make it look reasonably less than vile. I frequently take on obsessive tasks like this, with questionable payoff and at the expense of other, more responsible activities (like filing, cleaning, and human contact). This is because I am compulsive, obsessive, and a perfectionist. I am also a lazy slob. These things in combination do not make for a simple, happy life.

Jake hasn't quite taught Atticus to ignore the paparazziAnyway, I have been known to describe myself as obsessed with Jake Gyllenhaal. It is both extreme hyperbole and tragically apt. While there are countless more immediate and valuable things in my life, it is true that I think about Jake for some part of every waking hour of my day. However, I have no delusions. The gulf of reality between us is very tangible to me, especially when I'm doing a distasteful chore like cleaning cat puke off of my carpet, as I did this afternoon. Naturally, one of the thoughts flowing through my mind as I wiped, dabbed, and cursed, was I'll bet Jake never has to clean up dog barf. He's got someone that does it for him. Granted, I have no proof that Atticus has a personal hygiene attendant, but come on. If I had Jake's money and resources, I wouldn't be doing this shit myself.

Then I have to stop and remember: just because I would do something does not mean I know what Jake would do. Maybe Jake looks forward to cleaning up dog vomit. Maybe he lives for the moment when Atticus makes a mess so that he can revel in that custodial role. Or maybe he just really likes to clean.
Atticus Finch Gyllenhaal is one lucky dog
My point is, yes, I think about Jake a lot. But I've got it in perspective. I'm sure he has habits that, were we friends, would irritate all hell out of me. That's part of the beauty of his being a stranger, in fact. I get to imagine that all those good things I hear about him are the whole picture, and that he'd find me just as endearing as I him. What a deal!

Where was I going with this? Oh, right. It takes me five hours to futz about with a stupid web page that I don't care about, but I'll do it anyway just so I can feel like I've made the effort. Conversely, someone who has the responsibility of an official website for a celebrity and should be concerned with the image presented by that site, for his own professional and personal reputation if not concern for the subject, can be so completely negligent that I refuse to post a link to it here, just to keep anyone new from being exposed to its suckitude. I'm speaking of one Harrison Cheung, the fellow who is responsible (and I use the term loosely) for Jake's "official" site. After much discussion on the Jake Watch forums I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Cheung just doesn't care, and never will. He's too busy with other problems (thanks, Ged) to address the state of decay that site is in. JW's mistresses have been trying for a while now to get something done about it, but it's not looking good.

Jake Gyllenhaal holds his BAFTA for the cameraHarrison (if I may call you Harrison), I realize there is a very good chance that no one is paying you a dime to update Jake's site. I don't work for free, either. There are some people that have chosen to take on enormous enterprises (in terms relative to their lives) out of a personal passion, and who have remained responsible to the many grateful users of their project despite the fact that time marches on, and no celebrity crush lasts forever, because they have integrity. My advice to you is, if you don't care enough to make Jake's site one that is worthy of this Oscar-nominated, BAFTA-winning, new-movie-coming-out-in-October, terrific human being, then do yourself, Jake, and his millions of fans a favor and either give it up to someone who does, or take it offline.


All photos: IHJ.

4 comments

britpopbaby said...

Hear! Hear!

I frequently take on obsessive tasks like this, with questionable payoff and at the expense of other, more responsible activities (like filing, cleaning, and human contact).

I do the EXACT same thing, JW being the evidence :D

Zodiac said...

What happened to your poor cat, cherita? Is it sick? I hope it's ok now. I love cats.Did you know the name of a cat Jake gave to Kiki was Sophie? I wonder if she still has it. Why am I talking about cats?*slaps herself* I like your small blog. In a way, it reflects how I feel about Jake, too.Take care

ncwoman said...

WHAT SHE SAID!!

Yes, it's me, dear Cherita, your old...er....friend, Charlene. I finally got my lazy but busy ass to open up a Blogger account, although the idea of me actually posting a blog is hilarious, I mean I can barely take 5 minutes to open up a Blogger account! But I did it in order to come here and put in my 2 cents worth from time to time and generally support my friend and her blog, which is EFFING AWESOME, by the way!! As usual, your writing is brilliant, witty and frequently tugs at the heart. *sniff*

Anyway, great job so far my friend and keep it coming! Love ya!

Cherita said...

Wow, I go away for a day to my nephew's Christening and I come back to find new people commenting! I love you guys!

bpb, if I may say so, I think the payoff of JW is far from questionable to those of us who love it. Unfortunately, love and admiration don't pay the rent, do they?

Zodiac, my kitty is absolutely fine, thank you for asking. He just has a terrible habit of gulping his dinner, then puking it up, usually on a carpeted surface despite the fact that 2/3 of the house is tiled. I don't think I knew what Kirsten had named the kitten before, and I sure hope she still has her but then again, this is the woman who dumped Jake. Anything is possible with her.

Charlene, my bestest buddy! I knew you'd get around to it eventually. I'm sorry I made people jump through hoops, but damn it, I'm interested in quality, not quantity, and so far it has paid off in that respect, as evinced by this crop here! Thank you all for your support. It makes me feel all warm and gooey inside. In a different way than Jake does.... :D